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Post by Coyote Queen on Dec 6, 2006 7:17:49 GMT -5
Mark: "My car goes faster than your car." Milt: "No it doesn't." Mark: "Does to." Milt: "Does not." Mark: "Does to." Milt: "Does not." Mark: "Shut up!" Milt: "No, you shut up!" Milt: "No, you shut up!" Mark: "Make me!" Milt: "No, you make me!"
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Post by jadzia2000 on Dec 6, 2006 13:43:08 GMT -5
Mark: Do you think this pose would look good for Car and Driver magazine?
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Post by owlcroft on Dec 6, 2006 15:23:19 GMT -5
Judge: Okay, the bet's that you can beat me to the mailbox, even driving from the hood of the Coyote. MarK: Yep, I'm that good!
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Post by skidfan on Dec 6, 2006 21:02:10 GMT -5
Mark: I can drive this car from the hood, and with my eyes closed....wanna see?
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Post by Coyote Queen on Dec 7, 2006 0:50:10 GMT -5
Mark: "Hello. Is your toilet running?" Milt: "Yes." Mark: "Then you better catch it!" (Snickers and hangs up) Milt: "McCORMICK!!!"
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Post by Coyote Queen on Dec 12, 2006 6:48:20 GMT -5
Voice off-camera: "Head On; apply directly to the forehead".... Milt: "Oh, Shut-up lady, you're giving me a headache!"
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Post by owlcroft on Dec 12, 2006 13:19:46 GMT -5
And now, ladies and gentlemen, before the game of tonight's game, would you all please rise as retired judge Milton C. Hardcastle sings our national anthem.
"O-oh, say, can you . . ."
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Post by skidfan on Dec 12, 2006 22:01:33 GMT -5
McCormick, turn down that darn stereo. You really think you can hear it over the lawnmower?
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Post by pheral on Dec 13, 2006 8:29:54 GMT -5
And now, ladies and gentlemen, before the game of tonight's game, would you all please rise as retired judge Milton C. Hardcastle sings our national anthem. "O-oh, say, can you . . ." LOL! Matches the cap perfectly too, i love how his singing is making even him wince.
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Post by jadzia2000 on Dec 13, 2006 20:43:51 GMT -5
Judge: Okay, my psychic predictions tell me that we'll be chasing after one of the bad guys today.
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Post by Coyote Queen on Dec 18, 2006 21:09:02 GMT -5
Mark: "Hmmmmm, let me see now....Two plus two is....hmmmm. Don't tell me, it's....Wow, this is a tough one."
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Post by Coyote Queen on Jan 8, 2007 23:08:17 GMT -5
Milt: "Ponch and Jon, eat your heart out!"
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Post by jadzia2000 on Jan 8, 2007 23:53:02 GMT -5
Milt: Okay, I got the helmet on. Now if only I can figure out what this clear plastic thingy is for.
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Post by owlcroft on Jan 9, 2007 14:50:48 GMT -5
d**ned pigeon!
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Post by Coyote Queen on Jan 31, 2007 1:03:36 GMT -5
Milt: "Hold him McCormick...He has key evidence." Mark: "Yeah, I know.... I think he ATE it!"
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