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Post by lmlewis on Nov 29, 2006 18:02:38 GMT -5
[quote author=jadzia2000 board
Mark: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!
Judge: What are you doing MCCormick?
Mark: I'm thinking about auditioning for Romeo and Juliet on stage. What do you think?
Judge: You want the truth? [/quote]
Oh, too funny, this triggered an offer for audio Shakespeare at the top of the page. And the other one fetched us a Geico ad.
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Post by Coyote Queen on Nov 29, 2006 19:02:08 GMT -5
 "But Judge, I had to get it...It was recommended by Oprah!" |
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Post by jadzia2000 on Nov 29, 2006 20:32:08 GMT -5
Sarah: hmmm, I can't remember, but was this book about George Bush Jr. or Bill Clinton?
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Post by lmlewis on Nov 30, 2006 2:51:30 GMT -5
ROTF again. Wipes tear from eye.
Okay, I gotta play.
SARAH: (just as huffy as in the original scene) Well, Your Honor, I certainly never expected to see you appearing in a book with this title.
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Post by owlcroft on Nov 30, 2006 14:19:01 GMT -5
Yes, I did write this book, and stop looking down my dress!
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Post by Coyote Queen on Nov 30, 2006 21:26:07 GMT -5
 "Honest Judge, I didn't know it was illegal to squeeze the Charmin!" |
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Post by Coyote Queen on Nov 30, 2006 21:28:11 GMT -5
 Mark: "What's for dinner?" Sarah: "Liver and onions." Milt: "Yuck!" Sarah: "You'll eat it and you'll LIKE it!" |
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Post by jadzia2000 on Dec 1, 2006 0:38:26 GMT -5
Sarah: Can I drive the Coyote, Mark? Can I, Huh? Can I, Can I Can I? Please, please please please?
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Post by jadzia2000 on Dec 1, 2006 0:39:56 GMT -5
Mark: You think if I stick my head out while I'm riding in the car that my hair will get poofier? |
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Post by jadzia2000 on Dec 1, 2006 0:41:02 GMT -5
Mark: Do you think they'll let me work the siren? |
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Post by Coyote Queen on Dec 1, 2006 7:32:53 GMT -5
Sarah: Can I drive the Coyote, Mark? Can I, Huh? Can I, Can I Can I? Please, please please please? Good one! |
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Post by jadzia2000 on Dec 1, 2006 13:45:12 GMT -5
Mark: Judge!?! Did you just let one? Judge: Sorry! Sarah: Mark, you shouldn't tease the judge like that. |
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Post by Coyote Queen on Dec 2, 2006 7:59:40 GMT -5
Mark: Judge!?! Did you just let one? Judge: Sorry! Sarah: Mark, you shouldn't tease the judge like that. LOL! Good one!  Mark: "Hey Judge, are you gellin'?" Milt: "Shut up McCormick!" |
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Post by owlcroft on Dec 2, 2006 14:43:12 GMT -5
"I told you it would itch if you shaved your chest."
"Shut up, McCormick!"
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Post by jadzia2000 on Dec 2, 2006 18:56:00 GMT -5
MarK: Okay Judge, can you guess what I'm thinking now? Milt: McCormick, I'm tired. Can we stop playing this game? |
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